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By angelinavega, Jan 6 2018 12:47PM
2017 has been a year of wonderful triumphs as well as untimely challenges. A year of tragedies and heartache as well as good fortune and blessings. We more than often have to play the cards that life deals us. I truly hope that for all of you, my precious Kings and Princes will be dealt the very best hand 2018 bringing you a year of peace and good will as well as great fortune!
This year we would like to start the New Year with a little humor and tongue and cheek. Please enjoy a few of our favorite jokes.
“ You cannot taste me, until you undress me.- Banana “
“ You cannot eat me unless you lick me.- Ice cream “
“ You cannot play with me unless you blow me.- Balloon “
“ You cannot eat me unless you spread me. – Butter “
＊See the other “sexy jokes” on my lovely friend's blog＊
By angelinavega, Sep 21 2017 11:10PM
A gentleman checked into a Five Star hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit lonely so he thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised on the internet under "Escorts and Massages". He found an ad for a girl calling herself Erotique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So he is in his room and figures, what the hell, he gives her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy! "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic ....but for an outside line you need to press 9".
Escort Tip-If you want to share your wonderful experience that you had with me .Why not write a review or blog . I will be happy to post it here on my site –Thank you !
By angelinavega, Aug 29 2017 05:16AM
Buenos dias! My name is Angelina Vega. I am a stunning 26 year old Colombian and Japanese mixed bombshell.
I am everything you will ever need and much more.I have an amazing body (34D/26/36) and an outgoing personality.
I love working out and being worked out! I am a 100 percent genuine.
I model bathing suits and lingerie for a living but love to travel and meet people so I decided to become a courtesan.
I am passionate about passion and very much enjoy the company of well traveled men.
If you are looking for something truly exotic with a touch of spice then don't pass your chance to spend the night with a very hot beautiful sensual Latina Japanese. I am looking forward to seeing you soon!